test drive cb3000 non-ficton

Author: catdude
Title: test drive cb3000 (non-ficton)
Date: 19 October 2005

Hey guys, first off this is non-fiction. I don’t know about you, but when I was considering buying a cb3000 and was looking for information on it, there seemed to be just the usual variety of warnings, don’t use the rings too tight, don’t wear the padlock through a metal detector. And how many of us have gone searching for some advice and seen things like this

Dear chastmaster, I recently purchased a cb3000 and have put it on, for some funny reason my balls are turning purple and painful to touch.

Oh by the powers that be, do you suppose for one second that maybe the damn things to tight? It does not surprise me that it is difficult to find advice when if you offer to give advise you end up with 6 million of these damn questions. In the end I brought a cb3000 messed around for a few weeks with different settings and the like, and then put the thing in the closet to gather dust cause there where no tops up here to put it on me, then a few months later I get a blessing, I get locked in it on the 18th of October, the top puts one key in a empty 2L water bottle and puts that in the freezer. Then he gives me a talk, he tells me he understands if I need to take it off, there will be no punishment, but he would like it if I left it on till I met up with him later on in the next month (4rth nov to be exact) being the annoyingly submissive slut that I am I would prefer to gnaw off my own left foot rather then defrost that key, and even in a moment of pure desperation it will take time to defrost, time I will most likely use to talk myself into leaving it on.

I saw an excellent opportunity here, I would document my experiences week by week and in my own witty way answer a lot of the questions that don’t seem to be easy to find questions to, such as

Sleeping in a cb3000

Showering in a cb30000

Does underwear make a difference?

Does an active job make a difference?

And many more

If you have ever wondered about this, or are thinking of buying a cb3000 then this may be helpful.

Okies first off the usual, whats my tool look like? There are pics of it in my gallery if you wanna take a peek, if not I will give a quick run through. Flaccid it can range from a inch to 4 inches, depending on weather ect. Hard, it can range from 8 to 9 and a half inches, depending on the scene. And I am uncut. My balls (and I have found so far that this is the clincher) hang fairly low and can take a fuckload of abuse.

My first couple of experiments with the cb3000 was during winter, and understandably my penis was not an engorged sausage when flaccid, it was shrivelled and unimpressive. This meant that at some stages I found it unbelievably easy to simply hook the penis back out the back of the devise, of course there was no way to get it off my balls. I have ordered the points of intrigue and will be mentioning how effective these things actually are later on.

Day 1

It was late afternoon when my manhood became encased in hard plastic, all afternoon I was sprouting a hard on, I don’t find this all that uncomfortable while wearing the devise, when my cock gets hard it forced the devise forward until all the slack of my ball sack is used up. First problem, when walking around, without underpants, the lock clicks rather loudly against the plastic casing, possibly not a big problem if you lived alone, however I have two flatmates. I tried thin strips of duct tape at first but found that it had a tendency to come off, finally I found that by using one of those stretchable rubber cocking, (I think they cost like 12bucks, I got all mine free cause I gave a sex shop worker great head and he gave me like 6 of the things) anyway I used this around the penis shaped front part to hold the lock in place, works perfectly. Challenge two, showering, I don’t care what they say, if you have a foreskin, and you wear one of these, and don’t have access to some sort of hydro-whirlpool-whatever it would be a great idea to arrange to take it off half a hour before play and do a little bit of maintenance, cause there is no way it is getting the cleaning needed. The devise stayed on comfortably my balls are not turning purple, all is well. Time for bed. It was a little difficult getting to sleep cause I didn’t realize how much I sleep on my stomach, on the setting I have my cp3000 on the two side guide pins stick out a fair way, rolling on my stomach causes these to dig into my groin. When I finally get to sleep I have a good nights sleep, I don’t get woken up at all.

Day 2

OH THE PAIN! That’s the first thought as I wake up, as we all know the sun isn’t the only thing to rise each morning. Problem was as my cock got hard and pushed the devise forward taking up the slack of my ballsack a piece of skin got folded over and squashed between the ring and the front piece. Easily fixed but I have been hard for a while I am guessing and my nuts are aching a little from the constant pressure on them, not a lot but enough o make sleep impossible while still hard, I get up and pee. I don’t know if having to sit to pee was a intention design addition or just a pleasant and humiliating side benefit. After pee’ing and thinking bout nuns for a while I am able to get soft and back to sleep, I foresee this problem ‘popping up’ each morning. When I do have to get up to get ready for work I am faced with my second problem. I live in a very hot very humid area (far north Queensland in Australia, one of the few places the humidity can hit 90% and it still not rain) I work as a coffee barista in a busy café’ so I am on my feet and (literally) running around the entire time I am at work. For this reason I chose to wear underwear, something I generally don’t do. I do advise this especially ones with pouches they help hold the devise in place. I barely noticed the presence of the cb3000 throughout the day and my job is very active. 10 hours non-stop movement around hot coffee machines and kitchen environment. So if you havea desk job and worry about being distracted, I imagine that would be a minimal risk. Sat down started this log, would be nice to jerk off (since I usually jerk off once a day) but at this point, am still fine. Next update after day 6 hey guys feel free to send this to guys thinking bout cb3000 purchase, i don't care if it ends up all over the net, just so long as someone dosn't put their name on it and claim it as theirs :P